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@dasoku_niconico: だーそっくコミュ障診断その一 喋らなすぎて咄嗟にありがとうの一言が声に出せない時がある。
Daasokku’s Communication Impediment Diagnosis Part 1
I talk so little, there are times when I can’t get out a short “thank you” right away.
@dasoku_niconico: だーそっくコミュ障診断その二 量販店で大きめの物を買う時店員さんに話しかけられないので、話しかけられるまで買えない。
Daasokku’s Communication Impediment Diagnosis Part 2
When I buy something a bit large at a mass retail store, I can’t talk to the employees, so I can’t buy until they talk to me.
@dasoku_niconico: だーそっくコミュ障診断その三 美容室で髪切ってる時お仕事の一環で話しかけられるけど、察して欲しいと思う。
Daasokku’s Communication Impediment Diagnosis Part 3
When I get my hair cut at a hair salon, I’m talked to as a part of the job, but I wish they would guess.
@dasoku_niconico: だーそっくコミュ障診断その四 全国のアパレル店員さんにお願いしたい。お仕事なのはわかります、わかりますがどうかそっとしておいて下さい。
Daasokku’s Communication Impediment Diagnosis Part 4
I would like to make a request to apparel store employees throughout the country. I understand what your job is, but even though I understand, please leave me alone.
@dasoku_niconico: だーそっくコミュ障診断 その五 電話でお店の予約が出来ない。
Daasokku’s Communication Impediment Diagnosis Part 5
I can’t make restaurant reservations on the phone.
@dasoku_niconico: だーそっくコミュ障診断その六 普段人と話をしないので、相手に聴こえるだけの音量がわからない。そして聞き返される。
Daasokku’s Communication Impediment Diagnosis Part 6
I don’t usually talk with people, so I don’t know the volume just loud enough to be heard by the other person. And so I am asked to repeat myself.
@dasoku_niconico: だーそっくコミュ障診断その七 人前で歌うようになってはや四年、今だに慣れる気配なし。
Daasokku’s Communication Impediment Diagnosis Part 7
It has now been four years since I have reached the point where I could sing in public, and I still show no sign of getting used to it.
@dasoku_niconico: だーそっくコミュ障診断その八 一人でお店で買い物できるようになったのは中学生になってから。
Daasokku’s Communication Impediment Diagnosis Part 8
It was in in middle school when I became able to buy things in stores by myself.
@dasoku_niconico: だーそっくコミュ障診断その九 言いたい事も言えないこんな世の中というより、自分ポイズン
Daasokku’s Communication Impediment Diagnosis Part 9
Rather than being unable to say what I want to say in such a world as this, I am poison
(There’s a song called something like “This Kind of World in Which One Can’t Even Say What One Wants to Say” and it is by POISON.)
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